From: The Desk of Ryan Sawyer
Dear Mother Nature:
THIS IS NO LONGER FUNNY!! Please be advised that we no longer appreciate your sense of humor with our weather. Your funniestone yet – giving us a rediculous amount of snow on a recent Monday morning. Real funny. I love driving to meetings that day, sitting in traffic for 3 hours, shoveling enough snow to make an igloo, and hurting my back in the process.
Due to your recent attitude towards us, we will be making your special prize available to another more deserving Mother (or Father). We know there are a lot of VERY deserving mothers and father out there, ones that really do appreciate us and enjoy seeing us happy
(not buried in snow).
Also, we have canceled you order you recently placed with us for an air conditioner, and would like to advise you that until you change your current weather attitude towards us, we will be unable to accommodate you any further.
It is regrettable that such a letter was necessary, but again, we repeat – NOT FUNNY, AT ALL.
Best regards, (I hope you have a blizzard at your house today)
Ryan Sawyer
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